im having a writers block .. most of the songs i posted it either i like or have a deep meaning in my life :D
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waiting for my picture to be processed I looked around and she’s already gone.
I still could feel her presence.. The slow breeze was still there, the flowers
were still blooming, the white pigeons were still flying around in the area but
I just can’t find her anywhere. After a while I decided to go inside the ball
room again. When I entered the ball room there was this guy doing some magic. I
saw that they had already moved to a table nearer to the stage. As I walked
pass some of the tables, I can see that some of them were staring at the
magician, with their mouth unconsciously opened, as if the magician had casted a
spell on them or hypnotized them.”Oit, tutup mulut”.. I slowly glanced towards
the center stage, I wanted to know why these people were staring at him. Nahh! He
was trying to do a magic trick and people were trying to figure out what he was
saying. After I sat down at our table, I myself became like them, trying to
figure out what the hell this magician was trying to do. In the middle of the
show the female Master Ceremonies (emcee:MC) tried to go to the table below. I
was talking to my friend and then suddenly.. DUB!! A loud noise came from the
MC’s mic.. WTF! The MC fell down the stairs.. And she straight away gets up as
if there’s a spring to bounce her back up. The hall was so quiet for a moment, I
can hear the cricket making their usual noise; krekk~krekk~krekk .. The MC then
said that she’s doing a magic trick of her own. I pity her because most of the
people in front of her are mostly male, not a single one tried to help her up.
Then there was this Michael Jackson Wannabe who then performed on stage. I’m
still curious whether he sang the song or he lip sync the entire show. Hurmm …But
at least it’s better than the Magician..
Ding!
Ding! The Clock strikes 12 .. People tried to get out of the hall just like in
the Cinderella movie; when Cinderella heard the clock stroke midnight but if it’s
a Cinderella movie then I would have the girl in the white dress’ glass slippers..
But this is neither a Cinderella movie nor a Chapalrella movie. My Friends and I
went outside and hung out at the five legs cafe just outside of the ballroom.
There were exactly five big legs outside, maybe some of the knights here killed
2 giants and one ran away, and managed to get only one leg from the giant. One
of my friend Ms.She Dia willingly paid for our drinks.. WOW! Thank youuuuu
Thankkk Youuu Ms.She Diaaa .. As I was sipping the medium hot “teh-tarik”, I saw
a bright light came from a far slowly moving towards the main road, as the
bright light come closer, I can see a girl with a white dress. “It’s Her!; the girl
that wore the white pearl dress. She radiated a white glow as if she’s a star
fallen from the night sky to light up my heart. I was again turned to stone as
I watched every step she took as if she were floating in the air. I was like, “Is
she a fallen star that needs to be saved by me?” Just like in the Stardust movie..wuuuu~..
ohh ok now I’m a bit off topic .. So there she was glowing, then my friend ask
me whether I knew her.. And I answered “I
don’t know her YET..”
THE END.
Best tak
? hehehe .. imaginative tk?
Selepas SPM saya dibawa oleh bapa saya ke kedai Motosikal,setibanya di situ saya melihat moto berwarna biru-putih berjenama Jepun. Yamaha nama companynye, YgMahal org mude2 kate .Mase tue 125Z memang HOT STUFF, so orang muda-muda kate Love at first sight, so trus je beli. Time tue tgk kawan2 pakai motosikal, diri pon rase teruja .. time tue dalam fikiran taknak kereta sbb kalau kawan2 pakai moto takkan diri sendiri nak pakai kete .. Satu hari bapaku pulang dari kota, nak belikan aku motosikal dua roda, motosikal 125z berwarna biru muda, no. platenye JGL 585 … first time dapat rase macam excited giler .. ye laa mana taknyaa first transportation .. time tue pon Lesen Moto L, tapi tak tampal pon; buat-buat mcm dah lama bwk so tak tampal la L .. Lepas tue MMU panggil .. berhijrahlahh ke kota bersejarahh Melaka .. Tinggalkan sayangku biru dirumah Kluang diselubungi kain kelabu .. Beberapa bulan selepas itu JGL 585 dihantar menggunakan VAN .. bukannya malas nak bawak dari Kluang tetapi Mak Ayah tak bagi sbb bahaya .. Kata Mak Ayah perlu didengar bak kata orang tua-tua .. Sampai je moto kat rumah melakaa .. rasa excitednyeeee tak terhingga . tgk meter tak sampai 1500m pn .. wow nie kene bawak jalan2 niehh .. bawak lahh jalan2 pusing taman..
Semester break balik rumahh, tgk2 dah ada Kereta WJJ .. time tue sbb abg ada skali kat MMU so bawak kete laa lagi senang .. nak balik Kluang senang.. Then bawak WJJ pergi Melaka .. sampai je Melaka .. JGL merajuk kerana melihat bawak WJJ .. mana tak nyaa badannya besar,tayar ada 4,bleh duduk ramai2 .. saya pon malas la nak pujuk sbb memang best pn bwk kete .. huhu .. pastue abg je la bwk JGL .. kdg2 tue ada jugak bawak JGL ronda-ronda sbb nk jaga hati .. Selepas bertahun-tahun lamanyaaa JGL menjadi tunggangan beberapa Lelaki rakus seperti Mr.Speedy dan Mr.Peja VW yg menggunakannya untuk menghantar speggeti meatballs kepada para pembeli di sekitar bukit beruang .. setiap malam saya mendengar keluhan JGL yg mengatakan Mr.Peja rakus bila menunggangnyaa .. tetapi saya tak mahu dengar kerana saya kurang percaya dgn keluhan JGL .. selepas itu saya berpindahh ke apartment tinggalkan JGL dibawah sorang2 didalam keadaan gelap gelita .. kadang2 tue jalan ke kereta, mesti saya dating jenguk-jenguk JGL sbb rasa sayang masih ada didalam hati ..
Pada suata hari yg malang, saya turun nak pergi makan .. jalan-jalan ke kereta saya ternampak satu motosikal berwarna biru tiada tayarnya .. gerak-geri diperlahankan dan saya duk perhati sambail kata dalam hati “ tue motosikal siapa yg dua-dua tayar kene rembat ?” .. PAP! TIME STOP for a moment! .. mcm pause tgh tgk movie tue .. pastue fast forward .. jantung daripada 1hearbeat/saat jadik = 5 heartbeat/saat .. darah mengalir ke otak dgn pantass .. saya terus lari kea rah JGL bagaikan Mak harimau berlari kea rah Anaknya pabila dikacau oleh binatang lain .. Dlm hati dah maki-maki siapa punya keje la ni curi sports rim aku .. First dalam fikiran tgk Engine .. FUH! Lega engine ada lagi .. kepala dah tak tau nak fikir apa , jalan kesana-kemari .. Zoosshhhh! Saya berlari kearah Pak Guard .. sampai2 kat pondok, pak guard tgh on the phone.. WTF!? Saya bagitau laa “ WEYH! Mcm mana Tayar saya dua-dua boleh hilang hah?!” Pak guard bingung seketika lalu memberitahu saya yg dia akan kesana sebentar lagi .. Pergi ke management , si bonggok suruh jumpa pak guard .. dlm hatii aku baru je jumpe pak guard bodo.. Management tunding jari ke pak guard .. pak guard buat tak tau suruh jumpa management .. darah dah la naik sampai keotak , kalau otak ni berlubang aku rase terpancut-pancut darah aku kluar ..
Aku termenung dihadapan JGL yg kudung .. walaupun aku dah lama tak tunggangnya .. tetapi rase hati ni sedeh tak terhingga .. aku redha dan berbisik kepadanya “I minta maaf kerana tinggalkan u sorang-sorang dibawah .. sorry my love” .. tak dapat dibendung perasaan ni .. uhukk! uhukk! .. lalu panggilan Mr.Speedy " Jgn dikenang kisah yg lalu po, jom laahh kita pergi mkn"..aku dgn berat hatiku untuk meningalkannyaa.... sambil jalan terngiang-ngiang lagu UNGU-DEMI WAKTU ..
p/s: jage ko pencuri tayar dua .. aku dpt carik ko .. masak!
As
I was waiting for my friends to reach Paris, we try to search for a place to
sit. As we walk past the first automatic glass door my friend says that he needs
to go to the toilet. So I waited outside with Ms.Zizzy’my’Nizzy while waiting
for both of my home boys to do their business. As we stand there near a large
tree filled with exotic flowers 5 feet tall, we saw some girls taking pictures.
Most of them are accompanied by a male companion wearing a Tux or a Suit but
still they can’t beat my Godfather’s Suit: A black stripe suit, Baby Blue Shirt,
a Black tie made from black roses, and of course a vest just like Michael Corleone
in the Godfather Movie. After my friends finished doing their business in the
toilet, we found a place to seat. I was wondering – why was there no one sitting
here? It was perfectly made from Mahogany: a tropical medium-to-hard wood covered
with a pile of red velvet roses that makes the seat more comfortable. Mr.Speedy
sat first and already feeling sleepy by the softness of the red velvet roses.
After 5-15 minutes waiting for another 4 of our friends’ arrival. I was like
why are you guys so late? One of them said “there’s a lot of people outside we
need to search for parking for our ride.” As we were about to go to the main
event, I use a bit of magic to make 3 Red Roses: The Petals made from a Red
Feather of a rare Eagle with a golden stem glowing flawlessly through the white
silk that wrapped around it.. Walllahhh! There you go single ladies! Strictly
for single ladies! As I’m giving the magical roses to them I realized that all
the single girls in the group; their name started with S? Then we headed up the
stairs to the main event. As we enter the ball room everyone had already arrived,
so I think we’re one of the few that was late. Dammit! I thought my ride was
fast enough but theirs are faster. As we walked among the crowd, most of them
was afraid to look at me because of my God fatherly look.. Hah! Maybe they are
afraid of me because I could reach for my Tommy gun and shoot them up! Bang!
Bang! Hahahah (evil laugh).. We were then accompanied to our seat; it was at
the last row. Damn! “Aduhh, pakai mcm Godfather ni kene letak kat belakang!,
takpe! Balik nanti Aku Tembak semua dgn Tommy Gun Aku!” Thank God that the Food
is just a meter away from our table.
After performance by performance passes by I was
feeling unease and wanted to get out from the Ball Room. I asked my right hand
man Mr.Speedy and my left hand man Mr.Jabau to accompany me outside. As we
walked past the guards guarding the ball room we reach a place where people get
their pictures taken by so called pro-photographer. Then I realize that it
would be a good thing to take pictures with both of my friend. As I waited in
line for our photo to be taken, I felt a soothing aura came from the entrance
of the ball, a slow breeze flowing past me, birds chipping musically like in an
Opera. Then there this girl walks gracefully along the walkway through the
guards of the entrance of the Ball room. Wearing a white dress made from 1000 pearls that had been
handpicked one by one from the deep ocean sea with some black lace made from
100 black pearl around her neck area. As she walked through the walkway, white
lily grows slowly as if she’s the sun and water that makes the flower bloom.
White pigeon was flying near her as if she’s their master. I for a second there
thought it was a dream. As I was looking at her, she glance at me, our eyes
locked and it was like looking at Medusa in the eyes and I was already turning
to stone just like in the Clash of Titans Movie.As i stared i can see her pearly eyes glowing as if a waterfall was flowing down a steep mountain, her rossy cheek with a sight of dimple on her left cheek unlike any other i've seen before. Her tied hair were gracefully blow by the wind as if she's using a table fan to make it move. Her lips were perfect .Ops! I didn’t realized that I already
stared at her for quite some time until I heard one of my friends called me “
Weyhh bro, Mamat photographer tu panggil”
. My heart was like racing so fast ; dub!dub!~dub!dub! 2
hearbeats/second, I already lost focus of what at hand, I can feel my blood
rushing to the brain through my spinal cord. I unwillingly change the direction
of my vision to the so called pro-photographer. I could only see his mouth
moving up and down.. up and down but I couldn’t hear anything from him. After a
few minutes I could hear him but it’s like youre turning the volume from mute
to a maximum and there I could hear he said “You mau tangkap gamba brapa orang
punyaa?!!” angry at me for being dumb for a while just now. “ermmm, saya mau
tangkap 3 orang, muat ka? Tapi saya mahu free-style,I tak mau formal2 pakai
suit ini..” After a while giving him a clear direction how our picture gonna be
like, he already snap one and it’s a perfect one.
To Be
Continued … aduh penat! 3 part mini-series ..
I was invited by my dear friend to a night in Paris.. the invitation were written on a red scroll with a blue ink .. as the scroll stated " You are invited to a night in Paris, Dress Accordingly" i've never been to Paris and i was so excited.
As i woke up it was already noon. Like always i tried to pick myself up from the sleeping slumber that i'm in from the night before. I opened my eyes and it was still dark. The silk red curtain that covered my window did not allow a single sunlight in my small room while the breeze from the ceiling fan and the freezing cold aircond tried to blow the curtain bit by bit to allow some sunlight in.I was looking at it and hoping that the breeze would blow away the curtain off the window so that my eyes could see the sunlight. After a few minutes staring at the hardworking breeze trying to let some light in, I've already lost hope for it to blew the curtain away so i pick myself up and tied the silk curtain. As i tied the silk curtain it was like watching LOTR when Aragon sees a bright light from the sunlight on top of the hill when Gandalf the White with Riders of Rohan was marching down the steep mountain to kill the orcs. I sat down on my bed and stare at the Monitor that was still in sleeping mode..using my mind i tried to move the mouse so that the monitor would wake up.. after unsuccessfully moving it with my mind i finally move it using my fingers. There it is my wallpaper View this photo , its like the hand suddenly stop drawing when i woke the monitor up. I was like " ops, sorry if i interrupt u on your drawings".. Opened up my Windows Media Player and queue up all of John Mayer Songs. As i waited for the songs to play randomly, my heart were racing wondering what music it would play today,it was like Russian roulette ..Then "Perfectly Lonely" came up.. And i was like "dont you have any happy song to play besides this?" .. nvm "layankan" .. fast forward -- >>....
I was waiting for my friend Mr.Jabau and his Gal Ms.Ziizzy'my'nizzy to come..it was 5.30p.m already and I was still waiting.. When they reached my house riding their grey unicorn i was glad because i could make my self ready for the big event in Paris. It took around 1 and a half hour to get ready in my Godfather Suit. After everyonw was set to go , i whistle for my Blue Bird to come " pphhheeeeeeeeeewwwwwiiiittttt", then there it is infront of the door step chipping here and there. Mr. Jabau, Ms. Ziizzy'my'nizzy, Mr.Speedy and myself hop on my beloved Blue Bird. Giddiyapp Giddiyap off to Paris my Blue Bird.. Zaapppp! the journey just took us 10 mins. As we reached Paris there were alot of people there attending the event. We have to wait for the others to arrive first before we can enter the Palace, the guard says.
to be continued..
On the 1st of April every year i'm very cautious with everyone because for the past 11 years of my life theres always people tried to April Fool me and i myself tried to April fool someone and succeeded doing it several times.But those days were over,as years passes by and we're getting older we grow matured and things like April fool is just an entertainment for fools but soon i realized that gossiping is the new April fool. this month i've seen people gossiping around non-stop until this day.I've never been a fan of gossip because it wont solve anything at the first place and the talking just make me feel tired because theres no end in it.Gossip is like a fire that is waiting to become an Inferno.First we need one person to be a fire starter, if the fire starter could not light up any fire then theres several would join in to light it up.When theres more than one fire starter then u can imagine how fast it could become an Inferno.Thats why i've always skipped the gossip area in newspaper or magazine and esp. URTV or GALAXIE.. For me saying bad things to people behind their backs is not that a good thing to do.. Today is the 20th April and i hope when this month ends, theres no more people gossiping around. :D
APRIL FOOL!
Occasion : Bowling Tournament
Organizer : Persatuan Bahasa Melayu MMU
Apabila saya dipanggil oleh Gee untuk menyertai pasukannya dipersada dunia dalam acara bowling saya terus menerimanya dgn hati terbuka. Pada awalnya saya memang malas untuk bermain kerana sudah sekian lama saya tidak bermain Bowling, last saya main ialah pada 1998 The 1st Milo International All-Stars Invitational Bowling Tournament di piramid, akan tetapi saya terpaksa forfeit kerana saya teringin sangat nak main ice-skating time tue .. berbalik kepada cerita asalnya .. oleh kerana di-invite secara personally oleh gee apa nak buat .. tournament dinyatakan bahawa start pada pukul 8.30, so saya dtg la pukul 8.30 .. oleh kerana ini Persatuan Bahasa Melayu, so kita boleh harapkan adalahh janji-janji melayu diselitkan disitu..tip tap tup start kul 9.00 .. pabila tournament sudah di draft, tgk2 lawan dgn team kwn2 yg terdiri daripada Meor,Spit,Zaf,Zattie dan Ikram .. oleh kerana team ni tak seberapa dia membawa pemain simpanan Affiq .. Mcm biasa dah lama tak main nak carik rhythm tue susah la lagi2 dgn menggunakan bola bowling yg disediakan .. mcm dulu saya gunakan bola bowling 16" ada tengkorak kat dlm View this photo setakat 5-9kali strike streak tue biasa la .. oleh kerana dah besa lubang jari pn tak muat terpaksa la jual bola bowling tue pada ripleys believe it or not dgn harga yg tk dpt dinyatakan disini oleh sebab2 tertentu.Oleh kerana susah nak menyesuaikan bola yg sedia ada permainan menjadi hambar .. walaupun team kami kalah hanya dengan beberapa points sahaja, tetapi saya tetap bangga kerana team lawan menunjukkan semangat yg jitu utk mengalahkan team kami .. kami rilex je main siap baling pakai tangan kiri masih dpt menjatuhkan 9 pin .. malas cite!

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